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Here are a few that gave us a chuckle or two...

There was a young woman named Bright,

Whose speed was much faster than light.

She set out one day,

In a relative way,

And returned on the previous night.


There was a young person called Smarty,

Who sent out his cards for a party.

So exclusive and few,

Were the friends that he knew,

That no one was present but Smarty.


There was an Old Man with a gong,

Who bumped at it all day long.

But they called out, no more,

You're a horrid old bore,

So they smashed that Old Man with a gong.


The incredible Wizard of Oz,

Retired from his business becoz.

Due to up-to-date science,

To most of his clients,

He wasn't the Wizard he woz.


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