Today Is...

NATIONAL LIMERICK DAY - 12th May

 

Here are a few that gave us a chuckle or two...


There was a young woman named Bright,

Whose speed was much faster than light.

She set out one day,

In a relative way,

And returned on the previous night.

 

There was a young person called Smarty,

Who sent out his cards for a party.

So exclusive and few,

Were the friends that he knew,

That no one was present but Smarty.

 

There was an Old Man with a gong,

Who bumped at it all day long.

But they called out, no more,

You're a horrid old bore,

So they smashed that Old Man with a gong.

 

The incredible Wizard of Oz,

Retired from his business becoz.

Due to up-to-date science,

To most of his clients,

He wasn't the Wizard he woz.

 

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